“I apologize to anyone offended by what one prominent black conservative called my ‘very practical and potentially life-saving campaign urging black and Hispanic parents not to let their children go around wearing hoodies’”—Geraldo Rivera, giving the worst apology ever. (via theatlantic)
“Union Square also has the advantage, theoretically at least, of tolerance for overnight stays. Though the park officially closes at midnight, the city has historically allowed people to sleep in the park in small groups.”—Nick Pinto on the evolution of Occupy Union Square. (via villagevoice)
Amy: If Oprah was still doing her talk show, what kind of question would you want her to ask you? What I would want Oprah to do for you…I would want her to not ask a question but instead grab your hands and say, “You seem happy, Rachel.”
Rachel: That’s a great ending to the article.
Rachel Dratch’s memoir Girl Walks Into a Bar…: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle “drops” on March 29th. Order it here on Amazon!