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After his amazing display of cunning, Nick Fury agrees to help Batman permanently crossover from DC and lead the Avengers.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Batman can use a smoke bomb to distract her, and then give her a good Guy Gardner-style sucker punch to seal the deal.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

I have three words for this: BAT HULK-REPELLENT.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Batman sends in models with bottles of Jack Daniels. Iron Man out.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Thor comes flying in and Batman says, “who are you?”

Thor says, “I am the God of thunder, THOR!!!”

Batman says, ” I’m an atheist, I don’t believe in Gods…”

Thor disappears in a puff of smoke.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Batman could beat Captain America by hitting him with a paint bomb that would color his suit like a Canadian Flag.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Modify the batsignal to a giant target. When the hawk cant resist taking a shot, have a satellite rigged to trace the trajectory of anything passing through and shoot a tranquilizer arrow at hypersonic back.

How Batman Would Beat the Avengers

(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)

Carl From “Up” in “The Dark Knight Rises”

The grumpiest Batman ever.

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How I feel about “The Dark Knight Rises.”

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Hines Ward Dark Knight Rises action figure is a thing.

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