Thor comes flying in and Batman says, “who are you?”
Thor says, “I am the God of thunder, THOR!!!”
Batman says, ” I’m an atheist, I don’t believe in Gods…”
Thor disappears in a puff of smoke.
How Batman Would Beat the Avengers
(From Moviefone and Dennis Culver)



![Kids give you the most honest feedback. My manager has two kids and they’ve come to all the premieres. So I asked, “Who’s your favorite, Captain America or Thor?” He goes, [putting on a boyish, American accent], “Well, you know, I’d give them both five stars.” He’s like, six years-old. I said, “What do you mean five stars? Both of them?” I thought because I knew him, I’d have the upper hand. But kids are smart. And we both got a good score. [Laughs]
Chris Hemsworth on Thor’s fans.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3geliR09O1qdnmayo1_500.jpg)
![So what would happen if you pitted the Joker versus Loki?
Well, it’s not going to end well for whichever city they’re fighting in. Buildings are going to burn. The Joker is a man and Loki is a god, so I’d have to say that Loki would take the Joker down. [Smiles.] To Chinatown.
Tom Hiddleston talks Loki, the ‘Crazy, Gothic Rock Star’](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gdd32Gka1qdnmayo1_500.jpg)
![Are you and Liam having a little brotherly rivalry over who’s going to have the bigger box office?
Only in the healthy, competitive way that brothers react. Absolutely.
Any wagers placed?
No [Laughs]. Both of us keep scratching our heads and pinching ourselves about this whole experience.
Chris Hemsworth on beating his brother at the box office.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3geedG2H91qdnmayo1_500.jpg)
![If Woody Allen were directing “The Avengers,” how would he direct a fight between Loki and Thor? [Laughs]. We would do one take and he would say, [affecting a high-pitched, soft-spoken American accent], “Okay, let’s do one more. Maybe a little faster.” How would he change the dialogue? He wouldn’t. But he’d say, [reverting to his shy Woody accent], “Okay, make something up. Maybe make it funny.”
Tom Hiddleston talks Loki, the ‘Crazy, Gothic Rock Star’](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gcmlIB0I1qdnmayo1_500.jpg)


